Jargon Blacklist2

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Entry Date What jargon term annoys you the most? Why?
October 20, 2020 at 4:32 pm furlough

Unknown word- new term

October 20, 2020 at 4:24 pm 24/7

Too American

October 19, 2020 at 9:02 pm TLA

Three Letter Acronym (it's an acronym for all the acronyms!)

October 19, 2020 at 8:58 pm Environmental scan

This is used when an organisation researches what's happening in relation to something they are planning something. It sounds like some kind of robot with a laser scanning for something it wants to kill...

October 15, 2020 at 1:47 pm SIT; SCIRT; SACS; CTS; NITH; NOAH; RUSON; SIMON; AIDET; HIS; CDM;

Some I don't understand or know about and others need to be called what they are.

October 15, 2020 at 12:20 pm sub-optimal

Its a weasel word, a mealy-mouthed euphemism for "we stuffed up"
Passive language like that always sends my BS detector meter into a spin

October 14, 2020 at 4:59 pm COB

Makes me think of a cob loaf not close of business! Why can't we just say the end of the day or end of the work day

October 13, 2020 at 3:08 pm Leaning in

It is supposed to mean that we are working together and supporting one another - why not just say lets work together and be supportive!!!

October 13, 2020 at 1:04 pm chronic

Because the general community do not understand it, I have heard it used as a substitute as bad eg I have asthma, it's chronic, they don't mean its an ongoing, always there condition, they mean its really bad. And then we here about health professionals, govt talking about chronic conditions - what do they general public think this means - really bad conditions. Oh mine is not that bad...

October 7, 2020 at 2:32 pm consumer

it dehumanises people

October 7, 2020 at 1:35 pm non-binary

Not something in mainstream use yet

September 21, 2020 at 10:22 am AOD

Not even GPs understand the acronym for Alcohol and other drugs. I have seen websites for community health where "AOD programs" is used rather than "Help with drugs and alcohol"

September 15, 2020 at 1:29 pm onboarding

I know it's a common HR term but it sounds too much like waterboarding - a torture technique - for my liking. Can't we use orientation instead?

August 20, 2020 at 4:23 pm neoplasm

they wont understand, I too don't understand sometimes

August 13, 2020 at 4:53 pm Gaming

"Gaming" refers to playing games, either online or in real life. It is not "gambling" and should not be used as a weasel word to make gambling seem nicer or less threatening. Especially by governments. "Minister for Gaming"? Really? How about "Minister For Exploitation"?

August 13, 2020 at 10:23 am BOM

During the height of last horrific Bush-fire season, a Senior Emergency person came forward and announced that he had just checked the "BOM" site.

Anybody hearing that referral to the Weather Report could have assumed he was talking about a bomb attack adding to the already horrible unfolding disaster.

I have a long list - DOCS, FACS, HSIE, COAG, DFAT, ACT, ADF, PDHPE, medical positive/negative results.

Then there's the bonkers term "NEAR-MISS" . Need I explain? Well - I suffered a genuine "near-miss" recently when a driver "rear-ended" or crashed into my car and managed to "write-it-off". THAT WAS A NEAR-MISS, as far as I'm concerned. I'm still chasing him - the bastard drove off!

July 23, 2020 at 9:33 pm On boarding

This is what you do to introduce new people to your organisation apparently.
Is it like water-boarding?

July 23, 2020 at 9:31 pm Convo

A conversation is a discussion between rational people
It’s not a Convo.

July 23, 2020 at 9:27 pm Peeps

We are people not peeps

July 22, 2020 at 9:47 am unprecedented

Heard so often

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