Jargon Blacklist2

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What jargon term annoys you the most? Why?
SIT; SCIRT; SACS; CTS; NITH; NOAH; RUSON; SIMON; AIDET; HIS; CDM;

Some I don't understand or know about and others need to be called what they are.

Someone used C suite recently in an add recruiting a health job

What is that Caesaraian section suite at a hospital, some new hospital department? NO....apparently it relates to executive positions, senior management....ie. CEO/ CFO/ CIO/COO.....more jargon ! Don't like it as it has an elitist feels about it Senior management team/ executive team I understand

Stakeholders

Because people holding stakes usually also hold a hammer. When talking about health or public services we hold people in our hands not stakes

Stand Up Meeting

Some of us can't stand up

strategic plan

Why not 'plan'. Who would have an unstrategic plan?

sub-optimal

Its a weasel word, a mealy-mouthed euphemism for "we stuffed up"
Passive language like that always sends my BS detector meter into a spin

superficial

It has a different meaning in plain English than in medical English, but doctors forget that

tachycardia

A patient will understand "fast heart reate" more quickly - why say tachycardia then have to explain what it is?

Take it offline

It reeks of a person on a power trip

TLA

Three Letter Acronym (it's an acronym for all the acronyms!)

To talk up something (e.g. in sales)

You cannot translate that without at least using 5 more other words in Languages Other Than English.

Touch base

If you are not American on don't understand baseball, it has a totally different connotation. Trash it.

Touching base

not direct, vague, should be discuss, meet, talk, telephone call etc.

Town hall meeting

Yep! It's the latest management jargon in the community sector imported from the USA. Initially we all thought the meeting was being held in a town hall - which was super confusing as... what's the occasion, it's not book launch or concert. You get the gist! Turns out it's just a jargonistic term from management for a ...... staff meeting. Yep boring old staff meeting. Hilarious.

unprecedented

Heard so often

Using the word - Agency

It is not used in everyday conversations about making choices and decisions as it was used in a talk about managing self care. Agency for most people is a word that describes a building, business or organization. Lets drop using this word!

Value-add

It's wring English. Why not just say, adding value?

When jargon keeps changing

I can't keep up with changes and even if I wanted to tell my clients I don't know what it is. Or what acronyms are?

Where the rubber meets the road

Consultant speak. Blah

What jargon term annoys you the most? Why?
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