Jargon Blacklist2

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Entry Date What jargon term annoys you the most? Why?
September 21, 2020 at 10:22 am AOD

Not even GPs understand the acronym for Alcohol and other drugs. I have seen websites for community health where "AOD programs" is used rather than "Help with drugs and alcohol"

October 20, 2021 at 9:26 am asymptomatic

As a health professional I understand that this means "without symptoms", but for my partner who doesn't have a health background and for whom English is not his first language, it meant that you have "a symptom".

Imagine how different the Covid-19 health information sounded once he learnt that? I often wonder how many other people still don't understand this term, and who have been following an entirely differently set of Covid safety rules as a result (ie, "stay home if you have symptoms, but you can leave the house if you have a (one) symptom".)

September 18, 2025 at 9:58 am asymptomatic

As a health professional I understand that this means "without symptoms", but for my partner who doesn't have a health background and for whom English is not his first language, it meant that you have "a symptom". Imagine how different the Covid-19 health information sounded once he learnt that? I often wonder how many other people still don't understand this term, and who have been following an entirely differently set of Covid safety rules as a result (ie, "stay home if you have symptoms, but you can leave the house if you have a (one) symptom".)

October 24, 2023 at 8:45 am Ballpark

Another American term which doesn't mean much elsewhere.

October 18, 2024 at 9:17 am BAU

Business As Usual just an unnecessary pompous sounding term

October 20, 2021 at 3:57 pm binary

not in regular use

August 13, 2020 at 10:23 am BOM

During the height of last horrific Bush-fire season, a Senior Emergency person came forward and announced that he had just checked the "BOM" site.

Anybody hearing that referral to the Weather Report could have assumed he was talking about a bomb attack adding to the already horrible unfolding disaster.

I have a long list - DOCS, FACS, HSIE, COAG, DFAT, ACT, ADF, PDHPE, medical positive/negative results.

Then there's the bonkers term "NEAR-MISS" . Need I explain? Well - I suffered a genuine "near-miss" recently when a driver "rear-ended" or crashed into my car and managed to "write-it-off". THAT WAS A NEAR-MISS, as far as I'm concerned. I'm still chasing him - the bastard drove off!

October 21, 2019 at 1:21 pm Brain Storming

Brain Storming is a commonly used term use in Australia for meetings. On the 20th of June 2008 City Councils in UK banned the use of this word as "Brain Storming" is a term associated and a symptom of a specific neurological disease.

October 16, 2023 at 9:44 am Build the plane why flying it

stupid analogy to something that in reality can't be done

October 20, 2020 at 10:08 pm CALD

Not using the CALD acronym shows respect to culturally diverse individuals and communities and gives people and communities agency and appreciates their diversity and positive contributions to society.

October 14, 2021 at 4:53 pm CALD

Aren't we all Culturally and Linguistically Diverse People?

And who isn't the 'CALD' when we are delivering services and what to we call them? What/who is the Mainstream?

It (may) creates an Us and Them binary polarity or opposition.

October 9, 2025 at 11:45 am Capacity

It doesn't offer a clear explanation on what it is - and is used in the positive "build capacity" and negative "no capacity" the term is ambiguous and can mean, time, space, room etc. Let drop this jargon!

October 6, 2022 at 9:59 am Capacity Building

Because capacity means take more on, not learn more skills.

November 8, 2019 at 7:31 pm Carers

We are people first. We are mothers, sisters, brothers, fathers, and friends. Caring is a bi-product of our relationship with the person.

January 11, 2024 at 9:19 am CHIP list

no one knows what the exact acronym wording is... but we know it's a patient booked for double-operator complex high risk percutaneous coronary intervention. It just sounds silly!

October 13, 2020 at 1:04 pm chronic

Because the general community do not understand it, I have heard it used as a substitute as bad eg I have asthma, it's chronic, they don't mean its an ongoing, always there condition, they mean its really bad. And then we here about health professionals, govt talking about chronic conditions - what do they general public think this means - really bad conditions. Oh mine is not that bad...

October 24, 2023 at 8:50 am Clients

Makes patients seem like a commercial proposition. Or maybe that's the whole point.

October 14, 2020 at 4:59 pm COB

Makes me think of a cob loaf not close of business! Why can't we just say the end of the day or end of the work day

October 20, 2021 at 9:29 am cognitive

It's just a difficult word to understand.

October 14, 2021 at 4:56 pm Cohort

We should clearly identify who we are talking about, rather than referring to a non-descriptive 'cohort'.

Entry Date What jargon term annoys you the most? Why?
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