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What jargon term annoys you the most? Why?
jargon

cause i think it's spelt wrong

CHIP list

no one knows what the exact acronym wording is... but we know it's a patient booked for double-operator complex high risk percutaneous coronary intervention. It just sounds silly!

F2F - Face to face

Many text messaging abbreviations are coming into Health documentation . For clear and concise sharing of information , health documentation must be clear and concise.

strategic plan

Why not 'plan'. Who would have an unstrategic plan?

active consideration

As opposed to inactive consideration? just say consideration

Pivot

This term may have had value during the pandemic but it is way over-used now. I'd suggest change, redirect, reconsider, divert, do things differently.

Value-add

It's wring English. Why not just say, adding value?

Clients

Makes patients seem like a commercial proposition. Or maybe that's the whole point.

Ballpark

Another American term which doesn't mean much elsewhere.

Elephant in the room

Where do these terms even originate? What elephant? Which room? Just say 'the real problem is...'

Touch base

If you are not American on don't understand baseball, it has a totally different connotation. Trash it.

DEFCON 5

All these military terms like DEFCON, HUMINT or CODE ORANGE which have crept into our daily lives need to be banned immediately. In the army they mean something. Running out of crisps is NOT a Code Red situation.

Content

Everything is 'content' now. It's a word which has democratised
all art form. Anything written, painted or composed is 'content'. Shakespeare is content. Da Vinci is content. Mozart is content. Content begone!

Dorsal

It literally means back portion of the body. Why not say that instead of dorsal, especially when talking to patients who have never been to medical school? Nobody ever says 'my dorsal is killing me.'

Build the plane why flying it

stupid analogy to something that in reality can't be done

Consumers

Because we are PEOPLE. Consumer gives the idea that I have had a choice in the services I 'consume'. How about 'person', 'people' or 'families' that access our service, or who have a lived experience.

AO's

Because no-one outside of the government understands that means Administration Officers

PRN

PRN - medication to be taken as required.... not helpful for mental health patients and no one can ever tell you what PRN actually stands for.

superficial

It has a different meaning in plain English than in medical English, but doctors forget that

HRT - Humam Resources Team

It also stands for hormone replacement therapy and is at times very embarrassing.

What jargon term annoys you the most? Why?
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